If you have been following this blog - why?  I haven't posted anything!  Reason being - spotty interweb and my complete desire to not miss a moment, a breath, or a smile. "What happened in India?"  "Did I find Spiritual Enlightenment?"  "Am I now a Hindu?" These are some of the  fascinating questions my family and friends have asked me, along with - "You didn't drink the water did you?"  "Do cows really roam the streets?"  "Are there dead bodies floating in the Ganges?"   And my personal favorite - "Did you see people laying on beds of